Bruno Mars' Bitch

Went to see Bruno Mars On 2/11/11
Went jinglebell ball on 5/12/12 Saw Bruno in the jungle on 5/10/13 I am not alive I Am blogging from my grave
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sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

(via icarrolain)

teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

(via 14-yr)

corsmos:

That last line is basically how I sext people.

(Source: shuhannazy, via falloutgrande)

FOLLOW SPREE

electrahaz:

I’m looking for more variety on my dash. Like/Reblog if you’re apart of any of the following fandoms and I’ll check out your blog!
Teen wolf
Ed Sheeran
Lorde
Bastille
The 1975
Marina and the diamonds
Lana del Rey
Arctic monkeys
Imagine dragons
Foster the people
Walk the moon
Bruno Mars
Justin timberlake

Divergent The fault in our stars

virginholes:

shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that

(Source: dumbegg, via falloutgrande)

sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

(Source: xaviary, via camilio-estevez)

itsbeentwoyears:

honestly mr brightside can be in any playlist. make out playlist? mr brightside. getting over someone? mr brightside. funeral? you bet your sweet ass mr brightside will be on it

(via nozonkeynocry)

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